Wednesday, April 30, 2008

We're not retreating. We're attacking in a different direction.

Dear Scold,

Me and a few of my law school cohorts had a term project go a bit wrong and now we are offering hunda to the Islamophobes at Macleans magazine.

Many of the Islamophobic bloggers are making fun of us and suggesting that we pay the costs of our CHRC complaint and appologize.

Is this not an insult to Islam?

Can we behead them?

Allah Akbar

Socky al Sockpuppet

(PS. We are only asking you because our Imam is hiding under the bed afraid that he will be the next victim of the Islamophobe Steyn next, how do you call it, show tune.)


Dear Socky,

A hudna is probably called for here. Attacking one of Canada's most popular publications was a bit far reaching and you've exposed our agenda more than we're comfortable with. Human rights legislation has been traditionally used to go after employers and marginalized individuals, which is why it has been so successful. Your rash actions have placed the needs of those cannot type, wash their hands, or get an easy labiaplasty at risk.

I hope you're ashamed of yourself.

The Scold says: back off on this one and let it rest for a while. Two years into the future, if political conditions are in your favor, consider ending the hudna with Macleans by descending upon them with a force of 10,000 men.

Ta.

The Scold
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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

The Scold says: " consider ending the hudna with Macleans by descending upon them with a force of 10,000 men."

Which translated into Osgoode Hall sock puppet legal potency amounts to an attack by a chimp trained to speak English but suffering from tourettes and dyslexia...oooohh what brow beating the infidel swine have coming...just you wait...