Freedom is Slavery

Dear Scold

At church last Sunday, we noticed that the Levictus passages were still in the bible. The Women's Auxiliary wants to know if they should cut these out now or wait until the government sends us a Section 13 VOID rubber stamp. If we use the stamp, what color ink is the best ? I am thinking blood red.

Snippily yours,

Heavenly Scissors

Dear Prole,

I'm afraid that matters have progressed well beyond the point of removing only sections of the document. The Bible as a whole promotes crimethink. Crimestop requires that you round up all of the contraband materials and ship them to Minitrue at once so they can be flushed down the memory holes at Guantanimo. Failure to do so will result in your being convicted of thoughtcrime and receiving "conditioning" in Room 101 before being declared an unperson. Please position yourself before your viewplate and verbally affirm your intention to comply with this directive.

Big Brother thanks you for your co-operation and promises that all of the destroyed units will promptly be replaced with Ingsoc approved Korans instead.

Ta.

The Scold
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